Lionel AsboBy: Martin Amis Lionel Asbo has just won 139,999,999. 50 on the Lottery. A horribly violent, but horribly unsuccessful criminal, Lionels attentions up to now have all been on his nephew, Desmond Pepperdine. He showers him with fatherly advice (carry a knife) and introduces Des to the joys of internet porn. Meanwhile, Des desires nothing more than books, a girl to love and to steer clear Uncle Lis psychotic pitbulls, Joe and Jeff. But Lionels winnings